So, Millie Bobby Brown, a.k.a. “Eleven” from Stranger Things was seen on-set of the upcoming Avengers: Infinity War. Naturally, the internet is abuzz with questions like “Is she in the movie?” and “If so, who’s she playing?” The popular rumor is that she might pop up as Squirrel Girl, which would be fun as hell. So much fun…I couldn’t help myself.
Avengers Infinity War
The Avengers have fallen.
The Guardians of the Galaxy are dead.
Only one man stands against the mad Titan Thanos.
The last Avenger.
“You have not won. As long as one man stands against you, Thanos, you’ll never be able to claim victory.”
“Well…’Captain’, allow me to strike that claim.”
As Thanos rises a fist to summon the killing blow, he notices something missing…The Infinity Gauntlet.
“Who dares?!?” the would-be god demands.
The gauntlet scurries across the terrain, as it is carried by a couple of bushy-tailed rodents. They hand off the glove to a teenage girl, wearing clearly too much mascara. The young lady carries a giant toothy grin, in addition to a gauntlet that grants the user god-like powers.
“Oh. Uh…Hey. I was also here the whole time. And not hiding behind a rock.” Squirrel Girl says.
“You young wretch! Return that to me before you-”
“Nuts to that.”
Thanos transforms into a pile of acorns, peanuts, pecans, etc.
Squirrel Girl calmly walks toward Captain America, handing him the Infinity Gauntlet. “Here ya’ go, Cap! I guess this makes me an Avenger now?”
Captain America, the man who has literally seen everything, can only respond with “Wha? ….WHO?”