Goddamn was this one weird.  For several reasons. 

It starts out with me spending the holidays with my family over at one of my aunt’s house (which is weird, because the only place I spend Christmas is at my grandmother’s).  I’m feeling pretty awkward, because I don’t know this side of my family so well, and everyone’s talking about people or events I know nothing about.  I start chatting up one cousin when this guy sits next to me.  I don’t ever see his face because I’m busy talking to someone else.  He starts talking to me, then puts his arm around me.  And not in a “family-hug” kinda way.  I have no idea who this mystery person was, but I hope we weren’t related by blood at least.