Originally posted October 20, 2007 to Myspace.

You know, I’ve noticed something odd with porn.  Well, gay porn to be precise.  People are kind of assholes to each other in it.  What’s the deal?  Instead of just moaning and groaning, the porn “stars” say things like “Yeah, you like that don’t ya’?” or “That’s it, suck that huge cock.”  It’s not just what they’re saying, it’s HOW they say it.  It’s in a mildly sadistic tone, like whoever is the bottom is being subserviant to the top.  I don’t really get it.  I think it’s because all these people are gay-for-pay.  They’re just straight dudes getting paid to have their cock sucked by another dude.  I guess to remove the awkwardness, they try to make themselves feel like big men?  I don’t really know the reason, but I really wish they would just shut the hell up and enjoy their orgasm.  Seriously, would it be THAT hard to get real gay dudes to have sex on camera?  To me, that would be hot, seeing a couple that know each others bodies inside and out having sex.  The scenarios created in porn suck anyway.  Seriously, I watched one the other night were a guy was fucking a car.  A CAR.  He humped the windshield while another guy jerked off.  I didn’t know if I should laugh or come.  At any rate, I’d like to see some decent porn, that doesn’t have some stupid bullshit story attached to it.  Let’s just see a hot real couple throw down for once, ok gay hollywood?